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Cat Diaries: Princess and the Zoo.

"I'm going to the zoo! I'm going to the zoo!" Princess was so excited, today she was going to the zoo. Maybe the fish there would actually taste good, not the gross ones from the pet store, they tasted like, cardboard. She remembers the whole thing because, I guess, well it happened yesterday. After it went into her mouth, she spit it out at the store guy. She and her owner ran out of that place as fast as possible..... "Remember Princess, no fish. NO." Her owner sounded firm, but who knows she come across a nice, juicy trout.  Princess gave a tiny smirk, nobody noticed though. When they stepped foot into the Zoo, off Princess went in search for a fish, finally she found her hearts desire a fish. "No Princess No! Its not a fish its a painting! Her owner was worried. But it was to late, Princess dove in and ripped a hole in the painting! With a mouth full of canvas she looked at her owner in this "I'm sorry" kind of way, "hate to say i...

Cat Diaries: Princess and the Very Icky Yucky Mud Bath

 Princess! Time for your grooming session! "Oh, I do just  Love  grooming sessions." Thought Princess "They make me feel.. BEUTIFUL."  Princess walked over in delight...  "oh Princess! My shining star! You have arrived, come here."            1 grooming minute later... "Ahhhhhh... This is the life." said Princess "I hope I can stay here doing this  forever." 20 grooming minutes later... "You may go outside, as long as you don't get dirty, okay?" Her owner said  "Meerrrrow." Princess nodded.  "Good girl."  Crreeeeeeek. That was the sound the door always made, "they really should fix that." Thought Princess "Goodness this door, I really should fix that." Princess shrugged and went outside to nap in the sun, but there were mud puddles everywhere! Princess was very careful not to step in any mud puddles, she wasn't looking where she was going and BAM!!!  A horse kicked her high into ...