Cat Diaries: Princess and the Zoo.

"I'm going to the zoo! I'm going to the zoo!" Princess was so excited, today she was going to the zoo. Maybe the fish there would actually taste good, not the gross ones from the pet store, they tasted like, cardboard. She remembers the whole thing because, I guess, well it happened yesterday. After it went into her mouth, she spit it out at the store guy. She and her owner ran out of that place as fast as possible.....
"Remember Princess, no fish. NO." Her owner sounded firm, but who knows she come across a nice, juicy trout.  Princess gave a tiny smirk, nobody noticed though. When they stepped foot into the Zoo, off Princess went in search for a fish, finally she found her hearts desire a fish. "No Princess No! Its not a fish its a painting! Her owner was worried. But it was to late, Princess dove in and ripped a hole in the painting! With a mouth full of canvas she looked at her owner in this "I'm sorry" kind of way, "hate to say i told you so, but..." Her owner said with giggles in between his sentences.Princess gave him a glare, but he was no longer happy when a security guard came. They were chatting his face looking angrier after each sentence, then he looked at Princess with the angriest glare of all eternity. Merow said Princess looking down sadly, her owner picked her up and said firmly: " Do you know how much that painting costs? Huh? Over 1,000 dollars! That painting was made espesially for the Queen herself, and you ruined it! Now I have to pay for it myself, because your a cat. And you don't have an allowance, so maybe I should get you one huh???!!!!!" But Princess wasn't listening, she dozed off at sentence 2, they were going into Petco to buy kitty litter. Princess smelled fish. "maybe the fish will taste different a second time around?" She wondered, then she sprang from her owners arms. "Oh no not again!"

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