Cat Diaries: The hunger strikes back

 "I don't get why they still think I like meat. I.DON'T.LIKE... MEAT!!!!!!!!" Princess whacked her food across the room. Narrator: If you don't eat you're going to die." "I'd rather die than live on meat." Rrrrrrruuumble... Narrator: "Ahem... Princess, what was that I heard?" "oh, that? well... um.... It was a, a Volcano! Why yes a Volcano! And it's arupting now!! Run!" Narrator: Oh no you don't! No one escapes me, at all.  If you want to die, no one's stoppin' you." "Except you." Narrator: "Yes. So eat." ... "In ya dreams sucka!" Narrator: "She got away." "Oh yeah, and don't feed me meat. Forever! In all of eternity! amen. " Narrator " bruh" "dude, don't ruin my moment." Narrator: "Ok."  "Now time for the drama... For long, long until the dead rises everyone wi-" Narrator: " and that's enough thank you." " Oh we are just getting started..." "AAAAAHHH AHG garrlgh! No! Ahghjf!" 

one month later...

Narrator: "this is questionable. You haven't eaten in a month!" "Well its better than meat." Narrator: "But your so skinny!" "You are just jelly of my beauty." Narrator: Well it kinda stinks." "Well, LETS SEE YOURS THEN!!! Narrator: Yo. How you doin' babe." "You suck." Narrator: "Really?" "No, but your abs don't change what I think about you..." "What do you think?" ... 

"OH your so beautiful Narrator, I love you. Will you marry me? " Narrator: "Rejected." " Noooooo!..." 

"That was a dream." Narrator: "a wonderful one, yes." "Whatever, I don't care what you say, I will never ever eat- Walghrrllgb!... Yuck get it out of my mouth! Help! I'm dying!" Narrator: "You are so dramatic."

" Oh no I see the light! Help meeeeeeee....!" CLOMP!!  "Bleaugh!.. Oh your my hero Narrator! I will never treat you bad again! Ever again!"  


...

Yaaawwwn... "What a horrible dream. CURSE you Narrator!" Narrator: what did I do this time? " "Nothing" Narrator: " Why do I care?" "You don't" Narrator: "your right" "always." Narrator: "no" "Ok"  

Later ... 

"Im hungry... Fish yes! Gulp, Snarf, Snort. Meat!? Meat disguised as fish? Peh!" Narrator: I really have my work cut out for me on this one..." 

"... 



I love balls. And only yarn balls so what is this doing here!?" Narrator: "Its mine" "Ah... YA!!!! Now, don't EVER feed me meat, or.. For long humans will bri-!" Narrator: The end!









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