Cat Diaries: Princess and the Awesome Super Good School Day

 Princess was soundly asleep when... "Princess! Time for breakfast!" Princess was erritated. "Nope." Her owner called her again, "come on! Get up!" "Arrrggg." Princess walked in and said: "What do you want you monster? Ripping me from my bed, pshhhh." Then what happened was even worse, "Time for your bath before school!" Princess froze. She was petrified. Minutes later... MEEEERRRRROOWWWWW!!!! Princess had bubbles on her head, and she looked mad. Later after the bath her owner used a hair drier to dry her off, "bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh" she was also mad about that too. Then she was poofy, Narrator: "Awww so cute!" "Shut up."                         One shake later....    "Much better."  AT SCHOOL...

Blablablabla "Bored, bored, bored. Why are these teachers so mean." "Nice job, awesome work!" 10 minutes later... "Blablablablah," "Ugh" 20 minutes... "Blablablah." "Aaaaaaaahhh!" "so the rules are..." "Wait what?" "no breaking anything." "What!? That's soooo unfair, I only have one plan." .... "Meow?" "Awww."  She pounced on the teacher and.. well, maybe I shouldn't say. "I'm taking over." 1 hour later.. TADA!!!! She had turned the public school into a cat school, literally.



THE END!!!!!!!!!!!

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