Cat Diaries: Something Smells Fishy!

One day at Princesses house...   "MMMmm.." Princess thought  "I wish I could eat these..."  "Princess!" "although I would get in trouble." "Dinnertime!" her owner sounded like she was meeting a nice guy at a ball. "Ooooooh! Maybe its fish! Maybe, Cod, Salmon, Trout, what about...." sllllliiiide  her food slid across the room. "Meat." "Go on! Eat up!" "Nope" said Princess kicking her food away. "We meet again fish. That human has kept me from eating you, WELL NO MORE!!!!!!! Yaaaaaaa!!!!!"  BAM! Princess banged her head up against the wall, she had a HUGE lump on her head, and to make it worse, the glass was breaking. SWWWWOOOOSH!!!! Water had woodshed in from the tank.     3 hrs later...    "You are very lucky" said the nurse. "Yeah right."      Even More Later....       "Oh Princess, I'm so glad you're back!" "Okay rub it in my face."        Purrrrrrr... Princess was in a dream, which apparently was her nightmare. "Huh? Where am I?"  "HELLO." "Who are you?" "I AM MEAT." "Seriously? Your, like, my least favorite food." "OH." "What is this place?" "ITS.. THE REALM OF MEAT."  "Oh great I'm living a nightmare." "BUT YOU LOOOOOVE MEAT." "No, I only like fish." "BUT, FISH IS MEAT."  "..." princess was speechless. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Then Princess woke up to a nice fish breakfast, "here you go Princess! a nice fish breakie! "Nope." 


INTERVIEW WITH PRINCESS!!!!! 


"Now I know what you're thinking... cats are lazy and stuff like that. Well your wrong, cats aren't always lazy, but I haven't eaten anything since the meat said that fish was meat....     CURSE YOU MEAT DREAM!!!!!!"   "Hehe..."  "are you laughing at me?" "No... yes... ahahaha!!!! haha ahhhhhh!!!!!" "yaaa!" princess leaped at the reporter lady and lets just say they did a little dance, a rough one.  "You will get it!" "Never!"                                                        ...                                     


"Reporter lady! You have a visitor!"  ...    "We meet again.....yaaaaaaaa!!!" "oh dear."         

"Ok first of all forget that ever happend..." "but you attacked someone!" "NO. Actually she attacked me first." "how?" SLAP. Princess slapped herself in the face, "lets talk about something else, pass me some food." Sllllllllliiiiiide fish slid to her feet once more, "I don't like fish." "But you do, that guy was lying, fish 'aint meat."        "...  WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????" 5 mins later....  "Excuse me for one moment.... ok you can do it, just fall asleep." Princess found herself back in the nightmare, "OH HELLO YOU'RE BACK." "You lied to me." "... I GUESS SO." "And because of that I will end you." "NO, PLEASE." "yaaaaaa!!!"  "NOOOOO."               "ahhhhhh." "Princess dinner!" ooooooh! Maybe its fish! Its, its....!!!" "Since you don't like fish."   "Nope."  Princess kicked her food into her owners face.




THE END!

                                                               

                                                                                   


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