Cheezy Justice: Police mouse

"I want to be a cop!" Cheezy justice wanted to be a cop, Narrator: "No you donst." "Yes I do!" Narrator: "Ok." Later.. "I want to be a cop." "No you don't but whatever," even more later... "I'm a cop! Gasp! Halt! You are under arrest for frowning." "Are you a cop or not?" the guy seemed erritated I can't imagine why. Later.... My first arrest, lets dance! Cheezy Justice danced like a total cyco CRASH!!! "Oh! I guess you caught me." "No..." "but you're a cop so you're supposed to..." "what?" "Actually never mind, see you never!" The bank robber ran away laughing. "Huh?" Narrator: "You're soooo fired..." Sadly, Cheezy Justice was fired, and the Narrator knew it. it."!!!!!!!!!!???????, you're fired." "Ok." Narrator: "Told you." "Lets dance!" Narrator: "Bruh." THERAPY WITH CHEEZY JUSTICE!!!!! "Soooo... State your problems," "my ONLY problem is, not eating you." Cheezy Justices therapist was a piece of cheese, so it was really tempting to eat. Narrator: " That's gruesome." "But its haaaaaaarrrrrd." Narrator: " Strain yourself Cheezy Justice."  But Cheezy Justice just couldn't. Narrator: "Cheezy Justice..." "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" ...... "Buuuuuuurrrrrp, ahhhhh, a nice snack and no therapy win - win!" BACK TO THE STORY... sigh, I miss being a cop.  But I have a plan..." an idea popped in his head. His brilliant plan was sneaking into the police department. The unnessisary part was stealing the hat of the police man who fired him. The more unessiary part was turning on the lights 'cause he was apparently sleeping there, "AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGG!!!!!!" The police man screamed in terror, soon enough he was put in jail by Cheezy Justice.                    later......   "meh, I never wanted to be a cop. So, let's order some food after a hard day's work!" ring ring! "Hi, welcome to taco bell." "Hello, can I have a double beef taco?"   ... she didn't answer.. "Hello?" "AAAAAAhhhh!!! windflash, windflash! call my loyar!!! NO, not that!!! The martians are attacking! They're gonna ta-" Boop Cheezy Justice hung up on the scyco lady. "Fast food sucks." he said as he threw the phone. Lets go to in - and - out burger! as Cheezy Justice was walking there towards the entrance, and saw Gnome-E running away with some fast food from In- and - Out Whoah! Then he saw the entire In- and - Out on FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... that's why I'm never getting a job. In - and - Out sucks anyway, and those were his words before falling asleep. Ok, first of all, never get a job. Second, MOUSE TRAPS ARE DUMB!!!!!!!!!!! Third, tell Princess I am still better, which is harsh since we have the same author.



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  1. Ruby February 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM

    I saw this when you showed this to me, remember? I still love it!

    "WELL, I DONT!!!!!"

    GNOME-E!!! Be nice.

    "Hmpf."

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