Comics on Fire

 One day, "Oh where is it?" Princess was under her bed, Narrator: "Your punch line is showing." "Arg, I can't shake this narrator. Its dark." Narrator: "you went off topic." "buh." Narrator: "Dude." "I don't even know how I get myself into these situations..." Narrator: "you're ignoring me." "But, Some how I find a way." Princess picked up a toy and wondered "How did I end up with so many toys?" Narrator: "Give 'em to your motha'!" "No!" Narrator: "What are you looking for?" "My litter box." Narrator: "that's disgusting." "Well a cats gotta do her business I'm afraid..." then a bright light shone in her face. "Agh! Turn off the lights." a tunnel was right in front of her, "What is it?" Narrator: "Bruh, think! It's a hole!" "Oh." Princess was about to put her...

 Princess was soundly asleep when... "Princess! Time for breakfast!" Princess was erritated. "Nope." Her owner called her again, "come on! Get up!" "Arrrggg." Princess walked in and said: "What do you want you monster? Ripping me from my bed, pshhhh." Then what happened was even worse, "Time for your bath before school!" Princess froze. She was petrified. Minutes later... MEEEERRRRROOWWWWW!!!! Princess had bubbles on her head, and she looked mad. Later after the bath her owner used a hair drier to dry her off, "bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh" she was also mad about that too. Then she was poofy, Narrator: "Awww so cute!" "Shut up."                         One shake later....    "Much better."  AT SCHOOL... Blablablabla "Bored, bored, bored. Why are these teachers so mean." "Nice job, awesome work!" 10 minutes later... "Blablablablah," "Ugh" 20 minutes... ...

"I want to be a cop!" Cheezy justice wanted to be a cop, Narrator: "No you donst." "Yes I do!" Narrator: "Ok." Later.. "I want to be a cop." "No you don't but whatever," even more later... "I'm a cop! Gasp! Halt! You are under arrest for frowning." "Are you a cop or not?" the guy seemed erritated I can't imagine why. Later.... My first arrest, lets dance! Cheezy Justice danced like a total cyco CRASH!!! "Oh! I guess you caught me." "No..." "but you're a cop so you're supposed to..." "what?" "Actually never mind, see you never!" The bank robber ran away laughing. "Huh?" Narrator: "You're soooo fired..." Sadly, Cheezy Justice was fired, and the Narrator knew it. it."!!!!!!!!!!???????, you're fired." "Ok." Narrator: "Told you." "Lets dance!" Narrator: "Bruh."  THER...

One day at Princesses house...   "MMMmm.." Princess thought  "I wish I could eat these..."  "Princess!" "although I would get in trouble." "Dinnertime!" her owner sounded like she was meeting a nice guy at a ball. "Ooooooh! Maybe its fish! Maybe, Cod, Salmon, Trout, what about...." sllllliiiide  her food slid across the room. "Meat." "Go on! Eat up!" "Nope" said Princess kicking her food away. "We meet again fish . That human has kept me from eating you,  WELL NO MORE!!!!!!! Yaaaaaaa!!!!!"   BAM! Princess banged her head up against the wall, she had a HUGE lump on her head, and to make it worse, the glass was breaking. SWWWWOOOOSH!!!! Water had woodshed in from the tank.     3 hrs later...     "You are very lucky" said the nurse. "Yeah right."      Even More Later....       "Oh Princess, I'm so glad you're back!" "Okay rub it in my face."  ...

"I'm going to the zoo! I'm going to the zoo!" Princess was so excited, today she was going to the zoo. Maybe the fish there would actually taste good, not the gross ones from the pet store, they tasted like, cardboard. She remembers the whole thing because, I guess, well it happened yesterday. After it went into her mouth, she spit it out at the store guy. She and her owner ran out of that place as fast as possible..... "Remember Princess, no fish. NO." Her owner sounded firm, but who knows she come across a nice, juicy trout.  Princess gave a tiny smirk, nobody noticed though. When they stepped foot into the Zoo, off Princess went in search for a fish, finally she found her hearts desire a fish. "No Princess No! Its not a fish its a painting! Her owner was worried. But it was to late, Princess dove in and ripped a hole in the painting! With a mouth full of canvas she looked at her owner in this "I'm sorry" kind of way, "hate to say i...

 Princess! Time for your grooming session! "Oh, I do just  Love  grooming sessions." Thought Princess "They make me feel.. BEUTIFUL."  Princess walked over in delight...  "oh Princess! My shining star! You have arrived, come here."            1 grooming minute later... "Ahhhhhh... This is the life." said Princess "I hope I can stay here doing this  forever." 20 grooming minutes later... "You may go outside, as long as you don't get dirty, okay?" Her owner said  "Meerrrrow." Princess nodded.  "Good girl."  Crreeeeeeek. That was the sound the door always made, "they really should fix that." Thought Princess "Goodness this door, I really should fix that." Princess shrugged and went outside to nap in the sun, but there were mud puddles everywhere! Princess was very careful not to step in any mud puddles, she wasn't looking where she was going and BAM!!!  A horse kicked her high into ...